Thursday, February 24, 2005
GeeMale
After holding out for so long, I've finally caved in to the pressure of owning a GMail account, thanks to Chapati *waves*
I can be reached at keekahwee.at.gmail.dot.com.
Missed my exercise for 3 weeks already, as the momentum is lost. The holidays can really take quite a toll on the gut :( Mama!
After holding out for so long, I've finally caved in to the pressure of owning a GMail account, thanks to Chapati *waves*
I can be reached at keekahwee.at.gmail.dot.com.
Missed my exercise for 3 weeks already, as the momentum is lost. The holidays can really take quite a toll on the gut :( Mama!
Monday, February 21, 2005
Den of Sin
I was rudely awakened from my afternoon nap yesterday when the faggot Pesky called me up to ask for Spiff's number. Apparently there's a whole evening of drunken debauchery and illegal transactions of cash at Aman Suria Damansara, and I was invited only at the last minute. The old Pesk was prolly scared of my mental-card-reading techniques. Pheer!
Apparently the Kok steadied his ship as a banker and took home everybody's money. Now he can buy his own pool table and other accessories ;) Kok, if you're reading this, do update your blog pls! Unless its been "Another Pool Update boo hoo hoo.." since April 30th last year?
Only a couple more days to go before 'legal' gambling sessions are over...and I haven't even had a sniff of gin rummy yet! :(
I was rudely awakened from my afternoon nap yesterday when the faggot Pesky called me up to ask for Spiff's number. Apparently there's a whole evening of drunken debauchery and illegal transactions of cash at Aman Suria Damansara, and I was invited only at the last minute. The old Pesk was prolly scared of my mental-card-reading techniques. Pheer!
Apparently the Kok steadied his ship as a banker and took home everybody's money. Now he can buy his own pool table and other accessories ;) Kok, if you're reading this, do update your blog pls! Unless its been "Another Pool Update boo hoo hoo.." since April 30th last year?
Only a couple more days to go before 'legal' gambling sessions are over...and I haven't even had a sniff of gin rummy yet! :(
Friday, February 18, 2005
KNS Sdn. Bhd.
Good afternoon.
My name is Jealousy. I come in a tall, suave boxed set. Pristine condition most of the time, unless those retards at POS Malaysia screws up in the delivery. Damn Rotty had best get an iron grip on those bastards' thighs for eternity. Anyway, I digress .
Like I said, I'm pretty much the in thing nowadays. All models of my figurine come with Slime Green Glow-in-the-Dark eyes, dressed in a ketupat green blazer. No Barbies for me though :/
I usually hang out with my uber leet pals, namely Gossip, Suspicion, Pride, and Anger. That Pride is so full of himself, he can stick it up where the sun don't shine. Of course, all's cool on the surface but seriously, what Gossip told me have made up my mind. When Pride's not looking, here's a 1 finger salute to him to trip him up. Haughty bastard.
Gossip's the all round nice guy in the gang, although I wonder whether the lil runt has gone behind my back spreading rumours and lies about me. Ah well - small price to pay considering all the lo-downs that I receive from him. Maybe someone should start a soap opera with him, he's got all these maliciously great ideas that turns a peaceful, orderly house into one that's full of strife.
Suspicion's my best friend. We share secrets (sorta like gay buddies, although I prefer to give more than receive) that even those sorority hoes at Alpha-Beta-Llama would be...well...basically, jealous of ;) Suspicion's cool - it murder character silently without the subject in question being aware of it until the situation's too late to handle. Hello Suspicion, goodbye Friendship (dumbass)!
Anger. What can I say about her. Any of you possess her marbles? She lost them so long ago that the hot air trapped in her head had drove her to levels of madness unheard off, matched only by Diablo II's Mad Cow Level. Pretty ok lass, other than her tantrums that turn my penis green with envy.
What was that I heard? Oh, you want to have a word or two with me? Call me. You know my number. 1-800-SHOVEITUPYOURASS-H0L3.
Other than that, everything's cool dude. Word!
Good afternoon.
My name is Jealousy. I come in a tall, suave boxed set. Pristine condition most of the time, unless those retards at POS Malaysia screws up in the delivery. Damn Rotty had best get an iron grip on those bastards' thighs for eternity. Anyway, I digress .
Like I said, I'm pretty much the in thing nowadays. All models of my figurine come with Slime Green Glow-in-the-Dark eyes, dressed in a ketupat green blazer. No Barbies for me though :/
I usually hang out with my uber leet pals, namely Gossip, Suspicion, Pride, and Anger. That Pride is so full of himself, he can stick it up where the sun don't shine. Of course, all's cool on the surface but seriously, what Gossip told me have made up my mind. When Pride's not looking, here's a 1 finger salute to him to trip him up. Haughty bastard.
Gossip's the all round nice guy in the gang, although I wonder whether the lil runt has gone behind my back spreading rumours and lies about me. Ah well - small price to pay considering all the lo-downs that I receive from him. Maybe someone should start a soap opera with him, he's got all these maliciously great ideas that turns a peaceful, orderly house into one that's full of strife.
Suspicion's my best friend. We share secrets (sorta like gay buddies, although I prefer to give more than receive) that even those sorority hoes at Alpha-Beta-Llama would be...well...basically, jealous of ;) Suspicion's cool - it murder character silently without the subject in question being aware of it until the situation's too late to handle. Hello Suspicion, goodbye Friendship (dumbass)!
Anger. What can I say about her. Any of you possess her marbles? She lost them so long ago that the hot air trapped in her head had drove her to levels of madness unheard off, matched only by Diablo II's Mad Cow Level. Pretty ok lass, other than her tantrums that turn my penis green with envy.
What was that I heard? Oh, you want to have a word or two with me? Call me. You know my number. 1-800-SHOVEITUPYOURASS-H0L3.
Other than that, everything's cool dude. Word!
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Bra-ra-hum!
So the Rooster descends upon us, that means no more Monkey business :( I'm sure everyone has had enough cock jokes regarding the lunar new year, so I shan't compound the misery.
Will be meeting Chapati later this evening, sorry Lay Ean for not being able to meet up with you last week - time just didn't permit! Post gossip, I'll be heading home for a good night's rest. Haven't gotten decent amounts of sleep the past few days anyhows.
Nael & Pesky & Audrie came and went during the CNY hols, there was lots of visiting and eating done over the past week. A hangover of festive spirit permeates the air in the office. Some colleague downstairs won the latest Magnum draw. And the weather's. Frickin. Hot. Step out of the bathroom for less than 5 minutes and I start to perspire. The Pesta Stout with Loyal also failed to materialise due to me falling prey to a fever during the reunion dinner night itself. I'm actually whining! :P
So many things to do this weekend. Repair the car, etc etc. Details? Toss them out the window.
So the Rooster descends upon us, that means no more Monkey business :( I'm sure everyone has had enough cock jokes regarding the lunar new year, so I shan't compound the misery.
Will be meeting Chapati later this evening, sorry Lay Ean for not being able to meet up with you last week - time just didn't permit! Post gossip, I'll be heading home for a good night's rest. Haven't gotten decent amounts of sleep the past few days anyhows.
Nael & Pesky & Audrie came and went during the CNY hols, there was lots of visiting and eating done over the past week. A hangover of festive spirit permeates the air in the office. Some colleague downstairs won the latest Magnum draw. And the weather's. Frickin. Hot. Step out of the bathroom for less than 5 minutes and I start to perspire. The Pesta Stout with Loyal also failed to materialise due to me falling prey to a fever during the reunion dinner night itself. I'm actually whining! :P
So many things to do this weekend. Repair the car, etc etc. Details? Toss them out the window.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Resigned
Fate as she is. I received an attachment this morning regarding Feng Shui for the Year of the Rooster. More naysayers and predictions of doom and gloom. Call me skeptical but with a prediction like "There is money to be made in the stock market this year", well you get the picture. There *is* money to be made there every single year, it is just how well you pick your stocks! Since the FS master (Feng Shui, not Flight Simulator) claimed that water based businesses will experience an unusual amount of profit, get those water based stocks TODAY!!! Does the fact that she mentioned there'll be lot of natural disasters, especially floods, tie in with Mario's unexpected windfall? Better check the plumbing at home lol. Oh yeah, she also mentioned that a well known person is going to die as well. Let me guess. The ailing Pope? Michael Jackson committing suicide after being sentenced to 30 years' jail?
All I know is, I have a choice that God's given me, and what I am now is the cumulative effect of decisions made in my shadowed past. Likewise, what my tomorrow will be is moulded by my actions NOW. I knew there was a catch! :P
Will be seeing Pesky & Auds next week - Malaysian DOTA Champion extraordinaire! Will try to scam off some bling bling from his CNY "commodity trading" sessions ;)
Btw, anyone still play netbig2b.exe?
Fate as she is. I received an attachment this morning regarding Feng Shui for the Year of the Rooster. More naysayers and predictions of doom and gloom. Call me skeptical but with a prediction like "There is money to be made in the stock market this year", well you get the picture. There *is* money to be made there every single year, it is just how well you pick your stocks! Since the FS master (Feng Shui, not Flight Simulator) claimed that water based businesses will experience an unusual amount of profit, get those water based stocks TODAY!!! Does the fact that she mentioned there'll be lot of natural disasters, especially floods, tie in with Mario's unexpected windfall? Better check the plumbing at home lol. Oh yeah, she also mentioned that a well known person is going to die as well. Let me guess. The ailing Pope? Michael Jackson committing suicide after being sentenced to 30 years' jail?
All I know is, I have a choice that God's given me, and what I am now is the cumulative effect of decisions made in my shadowed past. Likewise, what my tomorrow will be is moulded by my actions NOW. I knew there was a catch! :P
Will be seeing Pesky & Auds next week - Malaysian DOTA Champion extraordinaire! Will try to scam off some bling bling from his CNY "commodity trading" sessions ;)
Btw, anyone still play netbig2b.exe?
